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The SOC song

We at SOC are absolutely shameless!
A good example of this is the SOC song. We have nicked a dubious song and changed the lyrics to fit our needs for some questionable entertainment and to get you in the mood:

Let’s all go down to the gutter today
you’re in for a big surprise!
Let’s all go down to the gutter today
you’d better go in disguise!
For every stocking that ever there was
will gather there for certain because
today’s the day the stockings will have their pick-nick

Pick-nick time for stoho’kings
The sexy stockings are having a lovely time today
Watch them sashay all around
they love to prance and pout
they never have any cares
At six o’clock their ladies & lovers
will take them home to bed
‘cause they’re sexy little nylon things!

 

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